Ok, I really can't believe that Cosmopolitan magazine is still around. How many issues can you print of saying the same thing over and over? I mean really, how can you waste your money on something that just re-words phrases and prints them out again? Instead of "what your man wants" you get "good deeds your man wants." Come on. How many different wordings of "sex tricks that will drive him wild" can you have? To all readers of Cosmo magazine, how do you resolve something like this? Tell me. Please, I want to know. It's not that I'm calling you stupid (although I would like to), but I'm calling you what I call smokers: illogical. I just don't get it.
Listen, you want to know what men want? Here it is, for free:
- Girls that look hot, much like the cover of the magazine.
- Girls that aren't slutty, except with us.
- We don't want a girl that expects us to read her mind.
- We want you to take the initiative sometimes.
- We want you to be confident in how you act and look, but not to be bitchy about it.
- We want you to be loyal but not psycho.
- We want you to be rational.
Are you willing to submit to all these things? I hope not, because we don't want you to be too perfect. How boring to have the perfect girl...
Posted by portocac
at 5:11 PM CST
